Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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