We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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