Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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