I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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