:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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