I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
