so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That accounts for only three of the penises
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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