I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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