Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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