Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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