I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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