what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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