we're blogging at a bar
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
our cab driver is having phone sex.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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