Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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