I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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