brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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