Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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