so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
