put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
high people should be assigned attendants
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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