super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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