Nicole vs. Life
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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