i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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