I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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