Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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