Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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