PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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