Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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