You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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