weddingsv make me drug and hornr
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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