I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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