Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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