with your own penis?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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