im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Randomize
