Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You are the jesus of drinking
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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