She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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