have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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