This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
now i know why i became what i already was.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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