That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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