he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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