Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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