you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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