i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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