I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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