Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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