You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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