I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
In America we eat man semen.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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