Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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