how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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