In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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