Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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