i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i think i have herpe
just one?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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